Blue lives rly don’t matter
Otras cosas curiosas
Tumblr:
- Me: The sky is blue.
- Tumblr: First of all, trigger warning, you bitch. Blue was the color of the smurf doll I had that got ruined in the wash. Secondly, my brother's girlfriend's cousin's step-sister said the sky was indigo, and she would know, because she studies colors in college. COLLEGE. Also, way to oppress other fucking colors and completely erase light blue, dark blue, and blue-ish green! Educate yourself, you ignorant piece of shit trash! You think you know everything but you have no clue! Thanks to you I am triggered and about to kill myself! Hope you're happy you fuck!
the future
- [white house phone rings]
- blue ivy: hello?
- secret service member: miss president, dr. west is on the phone.
- blue ivy: well put her on, I told you she has clearance
- north west: hey blue
- blue ivy: hello north, how did your last neuro molecular surgery go?
- north: good, good, how's dismantling capitalism with your unique and inventive system of government that the country unanimously agrees on going?
- blue: ok, im kind of tired though. are you going to fashion week?
- north: i can't, we have to administer the anti aging serum that's keeping nicki minaj alive forever
- blue: oh yeah. is her house really made entirely of her melted down platinum records?
- north: that's classified but yes.
Seriously? My best friend is in the process of becoming a police officer. He means the world to me. He’s willing to put his life on the line in order to benefit others. Please think before you speak. Of course there’s terrible people in every profession, but don’t make such extreme generalizations and demonize everyone in an occupation because of the the stupidity of a few.
He’s literally the best man I’ve ever met in my entire life. He’s my best friend, and his life matters. You have no right to tell someone their life isn’t important. What the hell…
Sucks that your best friend is a fucking pig. Not my fault he chose that profession though. He Made His Life Not Matter :/.
petition for tumblr to develop a feature where liked posts are categorized…. i.e. your “likes” section will contain sub categories such as “liked videos” “liked photos” “liked text posts” etc… SO IT’LL BE A LIL EASIER TO ACTUALLY FIND STUFF YOU’VE LIKED
staff: *sees this post*
staff: u know what we need? another UI update, but a slightly bluer blue
staff: incredible
american things that are surely fictional:
- donald trump
- blue raspberry
- wearing shoes indoors
- texas?????
Actually, I can vouch for Texas, my brother lives there.
- your brother
roses are red violets are blue
pull my hair while I go down on u
- baby: [waving its hands around] what am i?? what are these??? who are YOU? what is THIS ????
- parents: you're a heterosexual male and your name is jimmy and your favorite color is blue but you won't tell anyone that because you're a Man(tm) and you'll grow up to be a basketball player. aww look at that, he reached his hand out for the nurse omg what a flirt!!!
- baby: [screaming]
i literally hate when people always try to dismiss race and act like it “isn’t a problem anymore”
i’m mixed. my dad is a 6’3 black male, my mom is white w/ blonde hair and blue eyes.
you and your family have never been randomly pulled over by cops on several occasions just so they could ask your mom if she’s “okay”
there’s still a fucking problem
interracial relationships dont end racism, point blank.